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December 19, 2007
Anchor's Away!
Rue de Centenaire, St. Barthelemy, The Carribean
One last cruise ship contract for
the year, this time around aboard the Royal Prinecess. Another long
trip to get me and all of my stuff down to the Caribbean. This time
around I flew Vancouver to Los Angeles, took a Red
Eye from LA to
San Juan, Puerto Rico then a short hop from San Juan over to Dominica
which happens to be the island where Disney shot the Pirates
of the Carribean Films. Overnight stay in Dominica before joining the Royal
Princess for a short four-day run up to Port
Everglades in Fort Lauderdale.
Day two of this contract for me was spent exploring part of the island
of St. Barthelemy. Luck was with me as I hopped on the tender ship
to take me from the Royal Princess in to the Peer because I hooked
up with the drummer from the ship's orchestra. Together we figured
out how to get to 'Shell
Beach' which, as the name implies, was covered
with a fantastic display of brownish/orangeish sea shells! Spent
a couple of hours at the beach then on the way back to the tender
wandered up to see Fort Karl, then stopped to take this picture on
a huge anchor which has been identified as the type of anchor used
by British
warships from 1700 to 1825. A fantastic day!
December 10, 2007
"On the Peer in St. Kits with the Crown
Princess"
St. Kits Peer, The Caribbean
So... Fly Vancouver to
Houston, then Houston to San Juan, Puerto Rico on December 7th. Overnight
in San Juan. Join the Crown Princess at the San Juan Peer around
3:00 pm or so on December 8th. Shows in the Explorer's
Lounge the next evening,
December 9th, as we sail away from St. Thomas. Off the ship by about
12:00 noon in St. Kits on December 10th. Fly St. Kits back to San
Juan, then up to Miami. Overnight in Miami, then fly Miami to Denver,
Denver to Vancouver on December 11th. All up well over three days
getting to and from the ship for less than 48 hours on the ship itself.
Amazing! Apart from all of the flying around, I did have a fantastic
trip and thoroughly enjoyed getting to hang out with comedian Scott
Wyler and Magician Tim
Hill, and was blown away when I got to the
ship to discover that my very good friend and wonderful keyboard
player/vocalist Heather Sullivan (who I hadn't seen since my last
contract on the Crown back in 2006) had also joined the Crown in
San Juan. Fantastic to make some new friends and a totally unexpected
treat to reconnect with a friend that I hadn't seen in over a year!
To top it all off, I had a total BLAST with my shows!
November 9, 2007
Juggling on the Great Wall
BaDaLing Section
of the Great Wall of China, near Beijing
Following a hugely successful run
a the China International Travel Mart I was asked to join the Canadian
Delegation in Shanghai and Beijing where
I focused more on performances for the delegates and specific Chinese
partners in both cities. These two, two-day intensives were a real
treat for me because though I was quite busy on the first day of
meetings I somehow managed to tag along on a couple of fantastic
guided tours with Gisèle
Danis, Executive Director, Global Brand Integration for the Canadian
Tourism Commission's Vancouver Office. Over the course of our
days in Shanghai and Beijing we became great friends and got to tour
around and see some of the landmarks that make both cities world
class destinations. I hadn't expected to get to see the Great Wall
this time around, so it was a huge thrill to not only visit the wall,
but also juggle on
it!
November 4, 2007
"CBG at CITM"
Canadian Exhibit Space, China
International Travel Mart, Kunming, China
If you scroll down the page to the
April 1st entry, you'll see a shot of me performing a the Guangzhou
International Travel Fair. Based on the success of my performances
in Guangzhou, I was asked by the Canadian
Tourism Commission to return
to China again for the China International Travel Mart in Kunming.
This time around my duties were similar to what they had been in
the Spring. I performed twenty to thirty minutes shows to gather
convention goers to the Canadian Exhibit Space. Following my performances
spectators would then stroll around the rest of the Canadian Exhibit
Space and discover what a wonderful
destination Canada is...all part
of luring the emerging middle class to come to Canada and discover
not only the natural beauty of my 'Home
and Native Land' but also
all of the exciting attractions and events from coast to coast. Though
the space was somewhat limited I was still able to gather a couple
hundred people every show I did and was once again delighted with
how well my performances were received by audiences in China!
October
20,
2007
On Stage with El Gleno Grande
StreetStages Festival, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
My friendship with Glenn Singer dates
back to our first meeting at the 1988 Halifax
Busker's Festival well before he became El Gleno Grande
and started riding around on his mighty steed Sigfrido. We've had
the pleasure to perform together at festivals around the world, and
I've always been amazed by the delight he takes in telling the story
that is his show. A couple of years ago when I happened across an
ostrich Halloween costume
based on a similar illusion to Glenn's zebra I
simply had to buy it because I knew some day I'd convince Glenn to
let me join him on stage. This chance finally came at the StreetStages
Festival in
Atlanta Georgia. By the time the Saturday evening performance rolled
around, Glenn had done his act a few times, so when I rode out next
to him on my ostrich the crowd (many of whom had already seen and
loved Glenn's Act) found a whole new reason
to laugh. It was without
a doubt the highlight of the event for me and a real treat to share
the stage with such a legend of the variety arts world.
October 8, 2007
"Coconut with Coconuts"
Beside the Coral Princess
at the peer in Aruba
Quite a trip to get to Aruba to join
the Coral
Princess! First step, fly from Vancouver to New York and
overnight in a hotel near JFK Airport. Step two... Get to the
airport the next morning early to discover that my 8:50 am flight
to Aruba had been delayed until 3:00 pm. Had I waited for the original
flight the Coral would
have left the peer without me - DOH! A phone call to the travel agent
and some quick negotiating at the check-in counter and I was booked
on a different flight via San Juan, Puerto
Rico and still made it into Aruba in time to join
the Coral
Princess. I even had enough time to pop out and take this
picture half way up a coconut palm before the ship left. Needless
to say I was feeling slightly coconuts by this point in the day.
September 18, 2007
David Jumping with the Golden Princess
Skagway, Alaska,
USA
Well here I am back in Skagway less
than a week since I came here aboard the Serenade
of the Seas. Not
much has changed in the six days that have elapsed since my last
stop here... Well that's not exactly true. I did make it home for
about two days which was long enough to do laundry and get jumped
on by my boys which was fun! Also got to enjoy a few more episodes
of "Lost" which my wife and I have gotten hooked on. Pretty quick
turn around though, not that I'm complaining. These two ship gigs
back to back are great and it's nice to catch a couple of Alaska
Runs before the season comes to an end. I'll be on the Golden Princess
until September 23rd when I'll hop off the ship in Vancouver and
make my way out to Thunderbird
Stadium out at the University of
British Columbia for another gig... Good to be busy!
September 12, 2007
"Catch of the Day"
Skagway Fish
Company, Skagway, Alaska, USA
Had just about enough time following
the PNE to get organized for a contract aboard the Serenade
of the Seas. Boarded the ship in Vancouver on Saturday morning and will
be aboard for one of the last Alaska
Cruises of the Summer Season.
Great to join the ship in my hometown as so often I have to fly to
where ever the ship I'm working on happens to be. This time around
I'm actually getting on and getting off the ship in Vancouver...
Such a treat! Today we stopped in Skagway and I enjoyed a pleasant
walk from the ship into town. On the way I stopped to grab this shot
in front of the Skagway Fish Company, a great restaurant close to
the peer where I've enjoyed a great lunch or two with friends on
previous contracts. Didn't stop for lunch this time around, but if
you're ever up in Skagway I highly recommend it - hard to find sea
food that's much fresher!
August 31, 2007
Cotton Candy Dave
The Pacific
National Exhibition, Vancouver, BC, Canada
Into the home stretch at the PNE and
before things wrap up I wanted to make sure I got a couple of group
shots of the Cast of the 2007 PNE
Street Stars. Our final picture
was taken in front of a Cotton
Candy Vendor. I sprung for Cotton
Candy for everyone to hold for the picture as I thought it Cotton
Candy was synonymous with what the PNE is all about and wanted to
capture the Street Stars Crew embracing the experience. After the
group shot John Ullyatt snapped this shot of me taking my first taste
of Cotton Candy in about thirty years. I made a valiant
effort but
couldn't finish it... Just too sweet. I take this as a dead give
away that I'm getting old. I think in my prime I could have knocked
back a couple of these, but not any more.
August 21, 2007
The Bullseye Buying Consortium
The Pacific
National Exhibition, Vancouver, BC, Canada
I'm a meat eater and was intrigued
last year when a couple of members of the PRP
Team went to the 4H auction at the PNE and bought a lamb. Apparently I wasn't the only
one who was intrigued by the process because this year a group of
eight of us got together and bought a cow. Well a steer really. It
was a bit iffy as to whether we were actually going to have the winning
bid as all of the steer seemed to be above our pre-determined spending
limit. As it was we did end up going a bit over what we had originally
budgeted, but it was really cool to be there when we were bidding
at auction and pretty cool to be a part of the experience. Curtis
(the guy in the cowboy hat) was the guy who raised the steer and
was hoping to get $2.00/lb live weight for his Steer Bullseye. We
ended up spending $2.50, so he was pretty happy that he got more
than he was hoping for and I'm pretty excited about steaks on the
BBQ in a couple of weeks.
August 17, 2007
"Look Up in the Sky!"
North Vancouver,
BC, Canada
The Pacific National Exhibition starts
tomorrow and once again I'll be both performing in and managing the
PNE Street Stars Program. We've got a great crew in for this year's
Fair including OzStar Airlines, El
Gleno Grande, Mike Battie and
Johnny 'Rains' Ullyatt -
The Human Fountain. This is the third year
for the program and my third year as the point man or "Man Friday"
as I've called myself this year. To kick things off properly I throw
a BBQ party at my house for the Crew and this year was no exception.
I didn't have enough time to get everything ready, but everyone pitched
in and leant a hand and we ended up having a fantastic dinner and
a great evening. Hopefully it'll be smooth sailing for the next seventeen
days!
August 11, 2007
Beer with Uesugi-san!
Uesugi-san's
Restaurant, Fukuoka, Japan
I've been a Mac
Fan for years and
years and years. My friend Uesugi-san is also a huge Mac
Fan. In
fact that's how we met. Over a decade ago when I was doing a contract
at Canal
City I was having lunch at a Don Buri Restaurant in the
complex and noticed that the guy behind the counter had a Powerbook.
We started talking and soon became friends based in part over our
mutual appreciation of our computer of choice. As Uesugi-san puts
it, Windows PCs are like stationary...they do the job, but that's
about it. A Mac becomes your friend and people who like makes also
seem to become friends... Years have past since we first met, and
my friend now has a restaurant in a different part of town, but when
Emiko and I came down to Fukuoka to catch a 'Dreams
Come True' concert
we made a point of stopping in for a visit and a few drinks!
July 28, 2007
"Happy Birthday CBG!"
Riverwalk Shopping
Complex, Kokura, Kita-Kyushu, Japan
Quite a day today! I had a show at
noon followed by a juggling
workshop at around 12:30. The workshop
lasted about forty-five minutes after which I had almost enough
time to catch my breath and have a drink before my next show at 2:00.
Then at 4:00 my third show. This was a pretty cool show because half
way through my performance the staff switched my regular show music
and put on "Happy
Birthday To You" and gave me a birthday cake...right
there in the middle of my show. This interesting tangent didn't seem
to phase the audience all that much and they all joined in to sing
me Happy Birthday which was pretty cool. Wrapped up my third show
of the day and packed up my gear for a bonus show at the SaiSei Daini
Kindergarten. I had a good show there, my fourth of the day following
which the crew from Riverwalk and I stopped at the Tobata
Gion Matsuri to check out this really cool Lantern Festival. Back to Riverwalk
after that where we sliced up the birthday cake that I had been presented
earlier in the day (the one in the picture) and toasted everyone's
efforts on making it through a very busy day!
July 22, 2007
"Matsuri Dave"
In front of
Kokura Castle, Kokura, Kita-Kyushu, Japan
My plan for the end of the day today
was to meet up with my friend Nishijima-san and his wife and have
a fun evening checking out the "..." I had no idea that 'their' plan
was to show up dressed in traditional Japanese Summer Festival Wear
to watch my last performance of the day at the Riverwalk
Shopping Complex nor that they had brought me a yukata (robe) and geta (traditional
shoes) so that I could really dive in head first and enjoy a more
authentic Japanese Summer Festival Experience. We enjoyed the smells,
the tastes, and the atmosphere of the Kokura Matsuri (Festival) and
I got to sample some fantastic Yakitori and some Kakigori (shaved
Ice) as walked around amongst the other festival goers. Early in
the evening I was posed in front of Kokura Castle in my traditional
Japanese Clothes for this picture. A great evening!
July 14, 2007
"Beer at the Danjiri!"
Shigino, Osaka,
Japan
For reason's not entirely clear to
me my wife's Aunt felt that it was really important for Koji, Owen
and I to participate in the Shigino Danjiri
Matsuri. She made all
of the arrangements including contacting the Danjiri Team Leader,
finding out all of the details and arranging/paying for our custom-made
Danjiri Matsuri Red Festival Garb. A Danjiri is a big parade float
of sorts that's entirely made out of wood including the big wooden
cylinders that act at the wheels - sort of like the wheels on Fred
Flintstone's Car. It's incredibly heavy and requires a team of about
fifty people to pull the thing around. Danjiri Floats are usually
associated with a shrine in a certain district of a town and ours
was a part of the Shigino area of Osaka. Early in the day Koji, Owen
and I dawned our Festival Wear and headed to our pulling position
in front of the Danjiri. Oh... I should probably mention that right
as we started pulling the Danjiri around it started raining. I was
totally blown away by the fact that our boys managed to hold out
for about two hours of dragging the Danjiri around various streets
in Shigino with out complaining and really making a good showing
for Emiko's Aunt and Uncle - I kept smiling because I was given beer.
Fancy checking out a bit more of what
was involved? We posted a video to YouTube which you can check out
by clicking on the link below. There's also some footage in that
video of another festival we enjoyed the next day. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHFqZpFY3eg
July 1, 2007
Dave and the Deer
Nara, Japan
near TODAI-JI Temple
A bit odd to not be in Canada on Canada
Day, and the first time in twenty six years that I opted not
to have a gig on this particular day of the year, but a very good
day none the less. Emiko, Koji, Owen and I took a day trip to Nara
where we met up with a friend of Emiko's and enjoyed walking around
the TODAI-JI
Temple. Nara is know for the deer that
wander around the temple grounds and are so accustomed to humans
and receiving deer cookies that are sold by local vendors that it's
not hard to pose for a picture or two. The TODAI-JI temple houses
a huge
Buddha and one of the features
of the building where it's housed is a hole in one of the structural
supports that's apparently the same size as one of the nostrils on
the Buddha. Apparently if you're able to crawl
through the hole you're
supposed to get good luck. As a family we decided that we should
all crawl through and although I could have wiggled through on my
own power it was more fun to pretend that I was stuck and let my
kids pull me through. Not your traditional
Canada Day activity, but
still good fun!
June 23, 2007
Fukushima-san & Dave at the Yamato Museum!
Yamato
Museum - Kure,
Japan
Came to Japan with out a thing booked
work-wise and somehow managed to land a few gigs. Amazing! Today
I hoped in the Shinkansen down to Hiroshima then
took a local train to Kure which is just outside of Hiroshima for
a gig through Fukushima-san at
the Take-Up Agency. The gig
was a corporate ordeal at a hotel right next to the Kure Station
for the 30th anniversary of the Electrician's Union. A room full
of semi-lubricated (with alcohol) Electricians (99% Male) ranging
in age from their mid-twenties to well over fifty. An interesting
room to work to be sure, but the show came off with out a hitch and
a good time was had by all. Well before I hit the stage I had the
chance to visit the Yamato Battleship Museum which was really cool! The
Yamato was built in Kure and was in it's day
the largest battleship on the planet. It became an icon of Japanese
War technology and later was the namesake of a Japanese animated
series. Prior to the trip I knew none of this... Interesting
how one picks up an education.
June 21, 2007
Suntory Distillery Tour!
Suntory
Yamazaki Distillery near Kyoto, Japan
Thanks to the fearless leader of the
C.A.M.P. program in Winnipeg I've learned to appreciate some of the
finer points of scotch. I'm no expert mind you, but I appreciate
a good single malt now and again. One one of my trips to Japan I
picked up a bottle of 12-year-old
Yamazaki which is made by the Suntory
Company in Japan and took it with me to Winnipeg for the general
consumption. Neal Rempel who I would say "IS" a scotch confessor
was a bit befuddled by the Yamazaki. Apparently it tasted too good
to have not come from Scotland. As I'm in Japan for a while at the
moment I thought I'd go visit the Suntory
Yamazaki Distillery and
hooked up with my friend Ko Ishihara to take the free tour. Not only
was the tour free, but at the end of the tour they also handed out
free samples of the very same 12-year-old that I had taken with me
to Winnipeg. As our wives don't drink Ishihara-san and I got bonus
beverages... Ah... Scotch!
June 1, 2007
Nice 'Pineapple' Butler Dave
Harumi-Triton
Performance Festival, Tokyo,
Japan
Along with performing a couple of
shows at the Festival I was also asked to take part in some of the
additional activities that were being hosted by performers involved
in the festivities. I got the chance to perform a bit with my relatively
new Pineapple
Flea Ukulele. First during the Children's Flower Parade
and next during the Maid/Butler Cafe. The fact that I really only
know how to play "Happy
Birthday To You" at this stage didn't really
stop me from having a whole lot of fun strumming away on my little
Pineapple. Next to me in the picture are fellow performers (and beautiful
Maids) Iori Mikumo and Akira
Watanabe. Our lovely customer is actually Mrs. Watanabe... I've
had a great time at the festival and thoroughly enjoyed hanging out
with all of the performers in attendance - good fun!
June 1, 2007
CBG Studio Appearance
U LA LA TV Studio, Tokyo, Japan
Came to Japan with out a lick of work
lined up but quickly let people know that I was around and going
to be around for a while. Shortly there after I got an invitation
to be a part of the Harumi-Triton Performance
Festival June 2 & 3 in Tokyo. The Producer, Yasuko
Takeuchi, is a long time friend
and when she asked if I could take the Shinkansen up
to Tokyo early on June 1st so I could make an appearance on the U
LA LA TV Show I said sure. Arrived in Tokyo Station around 10:30
am and needed to be at the Studio at 11:00. The fact that Yasuko
and I couldn't find each other at the train
station made things interesting, but
eventually we made it to the studio, I got changed and up to the
tiny little studio space in time for a little mayhem! I don't think
the studio will be the same! Ha!
May
23, 2007
Take a bite!
Apple Store, Shinsaibashi, Osaka, Japan
OK I admit it I'm a bit Apple Nerd...
Ever since I was introduced to my first Mac back in 1991 (a Mac
Classic with a whopping 40 megabyte hard drive and
hey... I upgraded it to 4 megs of RAM - Sweet) I've lived and breathed
a portion of my day in front of the one Apple model or another. Mostly
these days I use it for email, listening to music, building/editing
videos and of
course all of the promotional sort of stuff that goes along with
being a performer... It boggles my mind sometimes to think about
the first Mac I bough over 15 years ago and how far computers have
come in that time. Sufficed to say I'm a HUGE Apple Fan and made
a special trip to visit the Apple Store here in Osaka. Didn't have
anything I wanted to buy, just wanted to swing by and soak up the
atmosphere... Yeah... I know... I need to get
a life.
May 4, 2007
Golden Week Koinobori Festival
Takatsuki, Osaka, Japan
Golden
Week is a Holiday Period in Japan
that contains six different public holidays and wraps up with Children's
Day on May 5th. Koinobori are flown during Golden Week, but are
really symbolic of Children's
Day on the 5th. We were off by a day,
but the weather and the day lent themselves to taking a short train
ride over to Takatsuki and walking from the train station to a Koinobori
Festival that was taking place. There were literally hundreds of
Koinobori flying over a local river and we thoroughly enjoyed spending
the day enjoying the festival atmosphere and amusing ourselves. I
took my video camera along and afterwards put together a video with
Emiko that we posted on YouTube. Should you care to have a look head
over to -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnD3d8WNvs
April 28, 2007
Hanging with the Family at Mino Falls
Mino, Osaka, Japan
Flew to Japan on April 23 and was very happy
to be reunited with Emiko and our boys Koji and Owen. They had flown
to Japan about a month earlier and the boys had started school in
Japan at the beginning of the Japanese School year which starts at
the beginning of April. I had my surgery to deal with so arrived
a bit late after I'd been given the all clear by Dr. Lewis. On my
first weekend in Japan we took a trip to Mino which is known for
the waterfall we're standing in front of as well as a population
of wild monkeys. Emiko and I had visited this spot when we first
got married over 10 years ago and at the time there were tons of
monkeys. This time around we only ran into two... The first one we
encountered was very bold indeed...
I was carrying a plastic shopping
bag with some snacks in it - the perfect target for a bold monkey on
the prowl... He came around the corner, saw me, saw the bag and I could
tell by the way he was looking at me that the bag was the target. So I
put the bag behind my back and made it clear that it wasn't an option...
Then he turned towards Koji who seemed to be a more manageable size as
humans go and did a short charge in the hopes that Koji might drop a similar
bag... Koji wasn't carrying a bag however and the charge was more startling
than anything else... Koji was a little freaked out, but not as much as
Owen who decided he'd had enough of this place and was ready to head home
thank you very much... I picked him up to comfort him and let him know
that we should keep going and he stated to everyone's amazement and amusement
-
"That Saru (monkey) had really freaky TamaTamas
(Tama is literally ball,
TamaTama refers to the Testicles)"
Koji, Emiko and I all started laughing at which point the scary monkey
became the source of comedy not fear and the day continued...
April 5, 2007
Just call me Hernia Man
Lion's Gate Hospital, North Vancouver, BC, Canada
Got home from China on the 2nd and had just
about enough time to turn around before going in for surgery on an inguinal
hernia I seem to have acquired in the last few months...
Fun! I had set up the appointment with Dr. Lewis's office several
weeks earlier, but because this wasn't a life threatening condition
there was some debate as to whether my appointment would get bumped
or not. Thankfully it wasn't and the surgery today seems to have
been a textbook procedure. Textbook procedures are boring, but much
better than complications. I need to lay low for about the next three
weeks or so to allow things to heal up and I probably won't be back
up on my unicycle for another
few weeks after that. Don't really remember much about the actual
procedure even though they only used a local
anesthetic... I think there was more too that local anesthetic
than they were letting on... All I really remember is that I seemed
to be making the surgical team laugh a fair bit with what ever it
was that I was saying... They do call it a Operating
Theatre, so
I guess I was just trying to do another show...
April 1, 2007
CBG at Guangzhou International Travel Fair
Guangzhou Jinhan Exhibition Center
Guangzhou, China
Had to leave C.A.M.P. a
wee bit early this year to take a gig at the Guangzhou International Travel
Fair in Guanzhou, China. The Canadian
Tourism Commission based in Beijing
hosted the Canadian Delegates at the show and my job was to take
the stage five or six times a day and present a 15 - 20 minute show
to gather a crowd in front of the Canadian Exhibition Space, then
send the crowd in to find out how great a tourist destination Canada
is. There were representatives from Tourism
Montreal, Tourism Ontario,
Tourism Alberta, Tourism Whistler etc. etc. etc. There were also
representatives from various tour operators who could help make
arrangements for anyone interested in visiting the Great
White North.
This was my first trip to China and I was amazed at how well what
I do worked for the audiences that I was performing for. Even with
out the ability to speak Chinese I was able to make a connection
with the crowd and had a ball with all of my shows!
March 23, 2007
C.A.M.P. Crew - Best Gig EVER!!!
Next to the Barra Inn, Berens
River, MB, Canada
Well, it's certainly a change from Puerto
Vallarta and the Dawn Princess a couple of weeks ago... My word!
That's me in front with the red jacket on. Once again, Artistic Director
of the Winnipeg International Children's
Festival, Neal Rempel gathered
together an eclectic group of performers and set them free as instructors
as part of the Circus And Magic Partnership (C.A.M.P)
Program. The C.A.M.P. program is celebrating it's eleventh year and
does a week in a northern community in Manitoba, then a week in Winnipeg.
This year we traveled to Berens River and enjoyed the hospitality
at the Barra Inn. The daily trip from the Inn to the school was made
in the back of a pick-up truck -
rather chilly on the ears! I've been associated with the program
since it's inception and it's a pleasure being back teaching unicycle
with such a great group of talented whackos!
March 5, 2007
Is that a donkey in your lap...?
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, on the Dock
I had two jobs today... Number one, track
down a bottle of Don
Julio Anejo Tequila for Neal Rempel in Winnipeg
and number two, find an interesting picture in Puerto Vallarta somewhere
reasonably close to where the Dawn
Princess was docked. I managed
to pull off both remarkably successfully! The Don Julio I acquired
at a grocery store that I could see from the ship... It was still
a bit of a hike to get from the ship past all of the tourist stalls
through various vendors across a couple of parking lots and over
to the store, but by making the trek I suspect that I saved more
than just chump change on what the same bottle would sold for at
one of the traditional tourist booths... On the way back to the ship
I had a few pesos in my pocked and there was a guy advertising 'Donkey Adventures' and taking pictures with a very young burro right next
to the ship, so I handed over my few remaining pesos for a chance
to grab this shot... Done and done!
February 19, 2007
Coconut Juggling
Mahahual, Mexico, on the beach beside a palm tree
In all I'll be spending about three weeks
on the Grand
Princess and I seem to be hanging out a lot with Cary Long. Today
we walked from the ship past the port of Costa
Maya and on to the town of Mahahual where there's a bit of a beach
resort area - lots of restaurants, souvenir shops, and bars...
Want a Corona...
No problem there were plenty of places to pick one up and it was
a perfect day for one. Hot, Sunny and a brilliant day to be at the
beach. Before we actually got to the beach however I found three
coconuts that had fallen from various trees beside the beach and
I thought I'd give juggling them a shot... I was going to try more
than three, but they're surprisingly unwieldy and the coconut husks
aren't very forgiving on your hands if you catch them the wrong
way... After a quickly assessing all of this I revised my plan
and went back to a simple three
coconut cascade.
February 15, 2007
Me and a dog named Dylan on a dock in Cozumel
Cozumel, Mexico, Dock across from Papa
Hogs Dive Shop
Got off the Grand
Princess with comedian
Cary Long today in Cozumel and Cary seemed to have more of a plan
than I did, so I just sort of followed along. We ended up walking
from the ship up to Papa Hogs for a great lunch then strolled across
the street with Dylan (The Dog) who wanted to go for a romp in the
ocean. Cary would throw a ball out into the ocean, Dylan would swim
out to retrieve it... Highly amusing for both dog and man. I found
a perch on one of the deck supports and just enjoyed the beautiful
day and the warmth of the Mexican
Sun!
January 19, 2007
CBG onstage with The Barenaked Ladies
Follies Theatre aboard the Carnival Legend
Back in 1991 I unexpectedly had Ed Robertson
from the Barenaked Ladies plonked himself down in the front row of
one of my shows down on Granville
Island. I wasn't really sure if
it was Ed and made some flip remark about a Barenaked Lady sitting
down at the beginning of my show... After the show I found out that
it was actually Ed and we ended up talking and becoming good friends...
Fast forward to December 2005 when the BNL boys stop in Vancouver
while on tour in support of their 'Barenaked
for the Holidays' CD.
Ed and I go out for lunch and it comes up that the band is considering
a Fan Cruise I mention that it would probably be a good idea to have
a juggler aboard... Flash forward to today and I get to open for
the band in the Follies Theatre aboard the Carnival
Legend - then, to
make things even better they call me back onstage during their encore
and I do a juggling solo in the midst of their hit song "If I had
$1,000,000 - Sweet!
January 7, 2007
Hanging out in Coco Cay, The Bahamas
Coco Cay Sign at the Docks about to board the tender ship back to "The
Sovereign of the Seas"
Only a few more days left in my contract
aboard The Sovereign of the Seas. I joined the ship back on December
27th and have been having a ball every since. This ships itinerary
starts off in Port Canaveral, Florida and heads down to the Bahamas
with stops in Nassau and Coco Cay. Coco
Cay is an Island owned by
Royal Caribbean Cruises and set up as a Caribbean playground with
snorkeling, jet skis, beach
volleyball, great beaches, waterside,
ocean playground etc. Guests get off the ship in the morning and
play all day on Coco Cay. Right in the middle of the day they serve
a killer BBQ lunch. My personal favorite was the ribs... I've always
been a bit of a sucker for nice BBQ
ribs! Had a great day and only
have a few to go before I head home. Looking forward to getting back
on the 10th!
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